this is too amazing not to share. it’s an email update from a facebook application:
Your friends have voted good and bad about you:
person with the best body
first of all, “voted good and bad”? is the person writing this email 7 years old? second, my “bad” qualities. best listener…perhaps i listen so well that other people are intimidated to even try listening? from now one i will listen in a half-assed way.
also, why isn’t “person with the best body” a bad quality? are people really more jealous of my amazing listening than my hot bod? really?
anyway, i think i might delete this application…i feel like there’s enough general stupidity on the internet without my participation.